This is nothing to do with Vivek's (http://levelheadedidiot.wordpress.com/) whatever blogs!!!
I ve read it somewhere... It shows how difficult for a man to convince a girl.. Although girls uses the words like whatever, anything or you decide, they just cannot come to a conclusion.. :P
Whatever / Anything and You decide
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have Pizza?
Women: Don't want, lot of calories
Men: Alright, why not we have some chinease
Women: Yesterday ate chinease, not again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, it ll affect my digesition
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
Men: ok what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie, lets go to satyam
Women: noo, its no good... waste of time
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? have u gone mad?
Men: Then find a café and lets have a drink
Women: nope.. it will affect my sleep..
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
Men: Then we ll just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok I ll drop u in my bike
Women: no... what if my relatives see both of us??..
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What??.. to walk with empty stomach?.. no chance
Men: Then let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting....
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Ohh... Dont ask me what happened to that guy... Anything might have happened... whatever, you decide... :D
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Love Detector!!!
I always wonder, how to figure out whether a boy or girl has fallen in a trap.. or love... or enna karumaandaramo... :P
Since I have no experience in these and my friends are also in single category (Read my other blog Why we dont have a girl friend), the only way to find out is by watching others in various places (like office, college, malls, theaters.. etc etc)
To some extent even movies, books and some blogs also helped me.. :P
I am writing this on a males perspective.. So many may be applicable to girls as well.. so girls pls give your comments..
Boys
Actually its very easy to find out whether a boy is in love or not..
1. The first thing he ll do is tell his friends.. andha ponna matha pasanga yaarum site adikka koodadhu appdingara ORE nokkam than.. and to prevent others to comment on their SISTER.. :D
2. He will start dressing up even in home.. Saadharanama baniyan and shortsla adutha oorukke poravan veetukkulaye Jeans and Tshirt'oda sutha start pannuvan
3. Will start peter, i mean speaking in English... Englishla pesina vaaila thar ootaravan thideernnu wassup machi, dude, appdi ippdinnu start pannuvan
4. Adhuvaraikkum kovil endha pakkam irukkunnu ketta badil solla theriyadhavan, kovil kku daily poga aarambippan
5. Oru single tea saaptale OC'la saapdaravan, dhideernnu pasanga ellarukkum pepsi'ye vaangi tharuvan.. :P
6. Saadharanama 10 mani padathukku 10.30kku varavan, 1.30 matnee showkku 12.30kke poi wait pannuvan...
7. You can see him in places like Sathyam, Ispahani Centre, City Centre waiting for some one.. Appo enna close friendA paarthalum cousin-kkaga wait pannarennu solluvan.. Cousin veetukke poga vendiyadhu thanennu ketta EEEnnu sirippan
8. Archies, Flower shops, Ice cream paurlor, Casa Picola indha maadhiri kelvi padatha edam ellathayum girl friend'oda paakkalam
9. Will start reading Geffory Archer, Dan brown, while otherwise read only **** books.. :D
10. Veetukku edhir kadailaye saadharanama dum adichuttu irundhavan, adutha oorula dum adikkum bothu kooda maraichu maraichu adippan
11. Koottama irukkumbothu, andha ponnu adikkara mokka joke'kku vizhundhu vizhundu sirippan
12. Ellar kittayum saadharanama pesinaalum, andha particular call vandha mattum maratha suttha start panniduvan..
13. And last but not least, When on high, ella matterayum pasanga kitta olariduvan... :D :) :P
Since I have no experience in these and my friends are also in single category (Read my other blog Why we dont have a girl friend), the only way to find out is by watching others in various places (like office, college, malls, theaters.. etc etc)
To some extent even movies, books and some blogs also helped me.. :P
I am writing this on a males perspective.. So many may be applicable to girls as well.. so girls pls give your comments..
Boys
Actually its very easy to find out whether a boy is in love or not..
1. The first thing he ll do is tell his friends.. andha ponna matha pasanga yaarum site adikka koodadhu appdingara ORE nokkam than.. and to prevent others to comment on their SISTER.. :D
2. He will start dressing up even in home.. Saadharanama baniyan and shortsla adutha oorukke poravan veetukkulaye Jeans and Tshirt'oda sutha start pannuvan
3. Will start peter, i mean speaking in English... Englishla pesina vaaila thar ootaravan thideernnu wassup machi, dude, appdi ippdinnu start pannuvan
4. Adhuvaraikkum kovil endha pakkam irukkunnu ketta badil solla theriyadhavan, kovil kku daily poga aarambippan
5. Oru single tea saaptale OC'la saapdaravan, dhideernnu pasanga ellarukkum pepsi'ye vaangi tharuvan.. :P
6. Saadharanama 10 mani padathukku 10.30kku varavan, 1.30 matnee showkku 12.30kke poi wait pannuvan...
7. You can see him in places like Sathyam, Ispahani Centre, City Centre waiting for some one.. Appo enna close friendA paarthalum cousin-kkaga wait pannarennu solluvan.. Cousin veetukke poga vendiyadhu thanennu ketta EEEnnu sirippan
8. Archies, Flower shops, Ice cream paurlor, Casa Picola indha maadhiri kelvi padatha edam ellathayum girl friend'oda paakkalam
9. Will start reading Geffory Archer, Dan brown, while otherwise read only **** books.. :D
10. Veetukku edhir kadailaye saadharanama dum adichuttu irundhavan, adutha oorula dum adikkum bothu kooda maraichu maraichu adippan
11. Koottama irukkumbothu, andha ponnu adikkara mokka joke'kku vizhundhu vizhundu sirippan
12. Ellar kittayum saadharanama pesinaalum, andha particular call vandha mattum maratha suttha start panniduvan..
13. And last but not least, When on high, ella matterayum pasanga kitta olariduvan... :D :) :P
Friday, July 10, 2009
Things you can do in training..
After several failed attempts of writing a serious topic, I finally realised that I ll have to stick to what it comes to me naturally. Either its being lazy and not posting anything or be active for some time, and write some mokka topics. In my terms Mokkai is greater than or equal to funny. :P
I have started this two months back, when our trainer was trying her best to make us sleep. As others obliged and slept, I was thinking what are the other options we have in our hands that makes training more fruitful. I am listing down few of my own ideas here and I am sure these things will make the training more interesting. But I am not sure about the concequences if you ve been caught redhanded.
Remember Orkutting, Facebooking and zapaking sites are banned in most of the offices. So you left with only a handful of stuffs to do.
1. Yeah, surfing net is what most common people will do. But that too will be as boring as the training if you do that for 8 hours. As soon as the training started you can start browising. Reading news paper is a good habit in the morning. But
2. Chatting... Yes, but when u have limited friends and those people are also busy what will u do?. You obviously cant chat with your manager when you are attending the training. So this also will not work out for everyone
3. Play tic tac with the person next to you. All you need is a pencil and a sheet of paper. With so much technology, these people can even map their systems and play in excel.
4. Please listen to the training closely and Crack some jokes to keep the training going if the trainer is attractive and good looking.
5. Make funny faces about everyone in the training room. Espically try to imagine how everyone will react if the trainer caught him sleeping.
6. Send text message to some random numbers and check how many numbers really exist. (I am not responsible if that number happens to be some COP or top officel.. :))
7. Write a kavidhai.. That kavidhai can be as mokkai as below.
Marathula irukkudhu Kaai, Marathula irukkudhu Kaai
Thoonga theva Paai, thoonga theva paai
Nee mattum Oknnu sonna indha Karthi on kaaladi naai selvi, on kaaladi naai
or
LIC'nna Anna Salai
Rajini Morattu Kaalai
or
Vaanamo neelam
Neethan en Paalam
(Kavithai thoguppu Chennai 28)
Lovers pirincha dhukkam
Traingla varadhu thookkam...
Indha maadhiri than vaaliyum, Vairamuthuvum ezhudha start panninaangannu nenaichukka vendiyadhu than.
8. Trainingla next breakkku innum evvolavu second irukkunnu calculate panni cound down start pannidanum.
9. Dhideernnu endhirichu sambandhame illama oru kelvi appappo kettutta namma gavanikkaromnu iru impression vandudum. Adunaala vera endha kelviyum namakku varaadhu. So idhuvum rommba mukkiyam
10. Namma pursela enna enna ellam irukkunnu oru inventory pottu, adhu correctA irukkannu check pannanum.
11. Officela yaaru yaaru nalla guys / girls and yaaru yaaru ellam innum single appdinnu count edutha, training mudinchu seatla okkarappo yaarkitta namma doubt ellam (Work related) clear pannunumnu namakku theriyum.
Ippadi edhuvume othu varalenna, note padA eduthu enna maadhiri blog ezhudhalam. :P
I have started this two months back, when our trainer was trying her best to make us sleep. As others obliged and slept, I was thinking what are the other options we have in our hands that makes training more fruitful. I am listing down few of my own ideas here and I am sure these things will make the training more interesting. But I am not sure about the concequences if you ve been caught redhanded.
Remember Orkutting, Facebooking and zapaking sites are banned in most of the offices. So you left with only a handful of stuffs to do.
1. Yeah, surfing net is what most common people will do. But that too will be as boring as the training if you do that for 8 hours. As soon as the training started you can start browising. Reading news paper is a good habit in the morning. But
2. Chatting... Yes, but when u have limited friends and those people are also busy what will u do?. You obviously cant chat with your manager when you are attending the training. So this also will not work out for everyone
3. Play tic tac with the person next to you. All you need is a pencil and a sheet of paper. With so much technology, these people can even map their systems and play in excel.
4. Please listen to the training closely and Crack some jokes to keep the training going if the trainer is attractive and good looking.
5. Make funny faces about everyone in the training room. Espically try to imagine how everyone will react if the trainer caught him sleeping.
6. Send text message to some random numbers and check how many numbers really exist. (I am not responsible if that number happens to be some COP or top officel.. :))
7. Write a kavidhai.. That kavidhai can be as mokkai as below.
Marathula irukkudhu Kaai, Marathula irukkudhu Kaai
Thoonga theva Paai, thoonga theva paai
Nee mattum Oknnu sonna indha Karthi on kaaladi naai selvi, on kaaladi naai
or
LIC'nna Anna Salai
Rajini Morattu Kaalai
or
Vaanamo neelam
Neethan en Paalam
(Kavithai thoguppu Chennai 28)
Lovers pirincha dhukkam
Traingla varadhu thookkam...
Indha maadhiri than vaaliyum, Vairamuthuvum ezhudha start panninaangannu nenaichukka vendiyadhu than.
8. Trainingla next breakkku innum evvolavu second irukkunnu calculate panni cound down start pannidanum.
9. Dhideernnu endhirichu sambandhame illama oru kelvi appappo kettutta namma gavanikkaromnu iru impression vandudum. Adunaala vera endha kelviyum namakku varaadhu. So idhuvum rommba mukkiyam
10. Namma pursela enna enna ellam irukkunnu oru inventory pottu, adhu correctA irukkannu check pannanum.
11. Officela yaaru yaaru nalla guys / girls and yaaru yaaru ellam innum single appdinnu count edutha, training mudinchu seatla okkarappo yaarkitta namma doubt ellam (Work related) clear pannunumnu namakku theriyum.
Ippadi edhuvume othu varalenna, note padA eduthu enna maadhiri blog ezhudhalam. :P
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Section 377
Though I ve planned to write about it last week, I had time only now.
Last week there was a historic judgment passed by Delhi court decriminalizing the section 377. The court said gays and lesbians are not criminals. There was a general excitement from many human right activists and so called intellectuals. The point every one put forth is that
1. These things are not western import and there within the society
I do agree that this is not a western export. It exists even in India before. But that alone doesn’t give right for abolishing the section. And I believe every adult will know that even prostitution is there even before that. Does anyone speak about legalizing that?
2. Being a gay or lesbian is a human right and no one has any authority to interfere
If they say it’s their right, then some people claims that it’s their right to use drugs, in which they will attain the satisfaction. Or I want to jump from the 10th floor just for excitement. Will the legal system allows that? The point is there are certain things that we should not do, whatever may be the individual right.
3. Its also a natural human tendency. Just like attracted towards opposite sex they are attracted towards same sex
If that was the case, there was also a word called incest, zoophile, pedophiles, and necrophilia’s and so on. I can be very sure that these are also natural desires. Why should we stop these people? Again I am sure people will argue that these are different. We should atleast allow zoophiles since we don’t mind killing an animal for our taste of food. But what if someone takes advantage for other purpose?
4. If two people attracted toward each other then thats nothing to do with the society.
Just because two people mutually agree, we cant encourage that. That the same case with the prostitutes. If legalizing prostitution will encourage prostitutes, then thats the same case with gays and lesbians as well.
5. And common things like freedom of blah blah..
The point is there are certain things that for the common good for society we should not allow. Thats the basic reason why there was something called LAW. If we bend that law and amend that for certain people now, there is every possibility that the other groups of incest, pedophiles, necrophilia will also stand up and ask for amendment.
No case has been booked under section 377 for the past 35 years in India. Hence its evident that they are not harassed by law even now. Atleast for books sake let’s keep that and please do not open the flood gates. By decriminalizing that we are giving greater publicity for that and that will surely attract / encourage the younger generation, just like drugs. So what are we are going to tell our next generation?.
Comparing them with transgenders is another mistake. But for these people I surely have an apathy. They are the one who needs care from the society. Our society surely needs to change their views towards them coz it’s not their fault.
So if you ask me, I will tell not to amend the existing law and invite the trouble to our next generation.
Last week there was a historic judgment passed by Delhi court decriminalizing the section 377. The court said gays and lesbians are not criminals. There was a general excitement from many human right activists and so called intellectuals. The point every one put forth is that
1. These things are not western import and there within the society
I do agree that this is not a western export. It exists even in India before. But that alone doesn’t give right for abolishing the section. And I believe every adult will know that even prostitution is there even before that. Does anyone speak about legalizing that?
2. Being a gay or lesbian is a human right and no one has any authority to interfere
If they say it’s their right, then some people claims that it’s their right to use drugs, in which they will attain the satisfaction. Or I want to jump from the 10th floor just for excitement. Will the legal system allows that? The point is there are certain things that we should not do, whatever may be the individual right.
3. Its also a natural human tendency. Just like attracted towards opposite sex they are attracted towards same sex
If that was the case, there was also a word called incest, zoophile, pedophiles, and necrophilia’s and so on. I can be very sure that these are also natural desires. Why should we stop these people? Again I am sure people will argue that these are different. We should atleast allow zoophiles since we don’t mind killing an animal for our taste of food. But what if someone takes advantage for other purpose?
4. If two people attracted toward each other then thats nothing to do with the society.
Just because two people mutually agree, we cant encourage that. That the same case with the prostitutes. If legalizing prostitution will encourage prostitutes, then thats the same case with gays and lesbians as well.
5. And common things like freedom of blah blah..
The point is there are certain things that for the common good for society we should not allow. Thats the basic reason why there was something called LAW. If we bend that law and amend that for certain people now, there is every possibility that the other groups of incest, pedophiles, necrophilia will also stand up and ask for amendment.
No case has been booked under section 377 for the past 35 years in India. Hence its evident that they are not harassed by law even now. Atleast for books sake let’s keep that and please do not open the flood gates. By decriminalizing that we are giving greater publicity for that and that will surely attract / encourage the younger generation, just like drugs. So what are we are going to tell our next generation?.
Comparing them with transgenders is another mistake. But for these people I surely have an apathy. They are the one who needs care from the society. Our society surely needs to change their views towards them coz it’s not their fault.
So if you ask me, I will tell not to amend the existing law and invite the trouble to our next generation.
Monday, June 15, 2009
My Next Topic...
Tada.............
Here comes the next blog... and this one is nothing but a promotional blog for my next blog... after going through various titles like..
An eventful evening in City Centre
A Needle in a haystack
One way of getting a ticket etc etc
I finally came to a conculsion that "The Blue Strap Watch" will be more apt than any other topic :)
This one has drama, twists and turns, anti climax, climax and everything you expect. So watch out for the space. :D
Here comes the next blog... and this one is nothing but a promotional blog for my next blog... after going through various titles like..
An eventful evening in City Centre
A Needle in a haystack
One way of getting a ticket etc etc
I finally came to a conculsion that "The Blue Strap Watch" will be more apt than any other topic :)
This one has drama, twists and turns, anti climax, climax and everything you expect. So watch out for the space. :D
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Realisations
We have shifted our house to a spacious bigger house this saturday and sunday. When my brother was busy in shifting me as usual doing nothing and wondering what to do next and doing nothing as usual.
When sitting alone in our "mottai maadi" looking around the kovil gopurams of Kapali, Valleeswarar, Kesava Perumal & Ramakrishna Mission and enjying the gentle brezze thought about myself and realised many things.
1. I realised that I can still live without Internet, Computer and Orkut
2. I realised that a radio and a book can give you a peace of mind
3. I realised that breathing fresh air will energise your body and soul
4. I realised that I am not doing 10% of what my parents and my brother is doing daily
5. I realised that friends are forever
6. I realised that what ever may be the situation I will put some mokka jokes. :P
7. I realised that I am taking less time for having dinner when not online compared to being online (I took 1hour 48 mins for finishing my dinner, whereas I would take 2hours 04 mins when i am online)
8. I realised that what ever may be the situation, being lazy is a core function of me and that wont be changed by these things like shifting. :)
9. I realised that I can still think of some interesting topics for my blogs.
When sitting alone in our "mottai maadi" looking around the kovil gopurams of Kapali, Valleeswarar, Kesava Perumal & Ramakrishna Mission and enjying the gentle brezze thought about myself and realised many things.
1. I realised that I can still live without Internet, Computer and Orkut
2. I realised that a radio and a book can give you a peace of mind
3. I realised that breathing fresh air will energise your body and soul
4. I realised that I am not doing 10% of what my parents and my brother is doing daily
5. I realised that friends are forever
6. I realised that what ever may be the situation I will put some mokka jokes. :P
7. I realised that I am taking less time for having dinner when not online compared to being online (I took 1hour 48 mins for finishing my dinner, whereas I would take 2hours 04 mins when i am online)
8. I realised that what ever may be the situation, being lazy is a core function of me and that wont be changed by these things like shifting. :)
9. I realised that I can still think of some interesting topics for my blogs.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Just for the record
Things are not working as it should be now days. I am planning to update my blog for some days and unable to do so.
Not that I have work or too busy, it’s just my laziness. Hope I break my jinx and write a few more by this week.
Till then, Amigos adios. :)
Not that I have work or too busy, it’s just my laziness. Hope I break my jinx and write a few more by this week.
Till then, Amigos adios. :)
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