Things you can do in training..

After several failed attempts of writing a serious topic, I finally realised that I ll have to stick to what it comes to me naturally. Either its being lazy and not posting anything or be active for some time, and write some mokka topics. In my terms Mokkai is greater than or equal to funny. :P

I have started this two months back, when our trainer was trying her best to make us sleep. As others obliged and slept, I was thinking what are the other options we have in our hands that makes training more fruitful. I am listing down few of my own ideas here and I am sure these things will make the training more interesting. But I am not sure about the concequences if you ve been caught redhanded.

Remember Orkutting, Facebooking and zapaking sites are banned in most of the offices. So you left with only a handful of stuffs to do.

1. Yeah, surfing net is what most common people will do. But that too will be as boring as the training if you do that for 8 hours. As soon as the training started you can start browising. Reading news paper is a good habit in the morning. But

2. Chatting... Yes, but when u have limited friends and those people are also busy what will u do?. You obviously cant chat with your manager when you are attending the training. So this also will not work out for everyone

3. Play tic tac with the person next to you. All you need is a pencil and a sheet of paper. With so much technology, these people can even map their systems and play in excel.

4. Please listen to the training closely and Crack some jokes to keep the training going if the trainer is attractive and good looking.

5. Make funny faces about everyone in the training room. Espically try to imagine how everyone will react if the trainer caught him sleeping.

6. Send text message to some random numbers and check how many numbers really exist. (I am not responsible if that number happens to be some COP or top officel.. :))

7. Write a kavidhai.. That kavidhai can be as mokkai as below.

Marathula irukkudhu Kaai, Marathula irukkudhu Kaai
Thoonga theva Paai, thoonga theva paai
Nee mattum Oknnu sonna indha Karthi on kaaladi naai selvi, on kaaladi naai
or
LIC'nna Anna Salai
Rajini Morattu Kaalai
or
Vaanamo neelam
Neethan en Paalam
(Kavithai thoguppu Chennai 28)

Lovers pirincha dhukkam
Traingla varadhu thookkam...
Indha maadhiri than vaaliyum, Vairamuthuvum ezhudha start panninaangannu nenaichukka vendiyadhu than.

8. Trainingla next breakkku innum evvolavu second irukkunnu calculate panni cound down start pannidanum.

9. Dhideernnu endhirichu sambandhame illama oru kelvi appappo kettutta namma gavanikkaromnu iru impression vandudum. Adunaala vera endha kelviyum namakku varaadhu. So idhuvum rommba mukkiyam

10. Namma pursela enna enna ellam irukkunnu oru inventory pottu, adhu correctA irukkannu check pannanum.

11. Officela yaaru yaaru nalla guys / girls and yaaru yaaru ellam innum single appdinnu count edutha, training mudinchu seatla okkarappo yaarkitta namma doubt ellam (Work related) clear pannunumnu namakku theriyum.

Ippadi edhuvume othu varalenna, note padA eduthu enna maadhiri blog ezhudhalam. :P