Whatever!!!

This is nothing to do with Vivek's (http://levelheadedidiot.wordpress.com/) whatever blogs!!!

I ve read it somewhere... It shows how difficult for a man to convince a girl.. Although girls uses the words like whatever, anything or you decide, they just cannot come to a conclusion.. :P

Whatever / Anything and You decide

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have Pizza?
Women: Don't want, lot of calories
Men: Alright, why not we have some chinease
Women: Yesterday ate chinease, not again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, it ll affect my digesition
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
Men: ok what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie, lets go to satyam
Women: noo, its no good... waste of time
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? have u gone mad?
Men: Then find a café and lets have a drink
Women: nope.. it will affect my sleep..
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
Men: Then we ll just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok I ll drop u in my bike
Women: no... what if my relatives see both of us??..
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What??.. to walk with empty stomach?.. no chance
Men: Then let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting....
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

Ohh... Dont ask me what happened to that guy... Anything might have happened... whatever, you decide... :D

Love Detector!!!

I always wonder, how to figure out whether a boy or girl has fallen in a trap.. or love... or enna karumaandaramo... :P

Since I have no experience in these and my friends are also in single category (Read my other blog Why we dont have a girl friend), the only way to find out is by watching others in various places (like office, college, malls, theaters.. etc etc)

To some extent even movies, books and some blogs also helped me.. :P

I am writing this on a males perspective.. So many may be applicable to girls as well.. so girls pls give your comments..

Boys

Actually its very easy to find out whether a boy is in love or not..

1. The first thing he ll do is tell his friends.. andha ponna matha pasanga yaarum site adikka koodadhu appdingara ORE nokkam than.. and to prevent others to comment on their SISTER.. :D

2. He will start dressing up even in home.. Saadharanama baniyan and shortsla adutha oorukke poravan veetukkulaye Jeans and Tshirt'oda sutha start pannuvan

3. Will start peter, i mean speaking in English... Englishla pesina vaaila thar ootaravan thideernnu wassup machi, dude, appdi ippdinnu start pannuvan

4. Adhuvaraikkum kovil endha pakkam irukkunnu ketta badil solla theriyadhavan, kovil kku daily poga aarambippan

5. Oru single tea saaptale OC'la saapdaravan, dhideernnu pasanga ellarukkum pepsi'ye vaangi tharuvan.. :P

6. Saadharanama 10 mani padathukku 10.30kku varavan, 1.30 matnee showkku 12.30kke poi wait pannuvan...

7. You can see him in places like Sathyam, Ispahani Centre, City Centre waiting for some one.. Appo enna close friendA paarthalum cousin-kkaga wait pannarennu solluvan.. Cousin veetukke poga vendiyadhu thanennu ketta EEEnnu sirippan

8. Archies, Flower shops, Ice cream paurlor, Casa Picola indha maadhiri kelvi padatha edam ellathayum girl friend'oda paakkalam

9. Will start reading Geffory Archer, Dan brown, while otherwise read only **** books.. :D

10. Veetukku edhir kadailaye saadharanama dum adichuttu irundhavan, adutha oorula dum adikkum bothu kooda maraichu maraichu adippan

11. Koottama irukkumbothu, andha ponnu adikkara mokka joke'kku vizhundhu vizhundu sirippan

12. Ellar kittayum saadharanama pesinaalum, andha particular call vandha mattum maratha suttha start panniduvan..

13. And last but not least, When on high, ella matterayum pasanga kitta olariduvan... :D :) :P

Things you can do in training..

After several failed attempts of writing a serious topic, I finally realised that I ll have to stick to what it comes to me naturally. Either its being lazy and not posting anything or be active for some time, and write some mokka topics. In my terms Mokkai is greater than or equal to funny. :P

I have started this two months back, when our trainer was trying her best to make us sleep. As others obliged and slept, I was thinking what are the other options we have in our hands that makes training more fruitful. I am listing down few of my own ideas here and I am sure these things will make the training more interesting. But I am not sure about the concequences if you ve been caught redhanded.

Remember Orkutting, Facebooking and zapaking sites are banned in most of the offices. So you left with only a handful of stuffs to do.

1. Yeah, surfing net is what most common people will do. But that too will be as boring as the training if you do that for 8 hours. As soon as the training started you can start browising. Reading news paper is a good habit in the morning. But

2. Chatting... Yes, but when u have limited friends and those people are also busy what will u do?. You obviously cant chat with your manager when you are attending the training. So this also will not work out for everyone

3. Play tic tac with the person next to you. All you need is a pencil and a sheet of paper. With so much technology, these people can even map their systems and play in excel.

4. Please listen to the training closely and Crack some jokes to keep the training going if the trainer is attractive and good looking.

5. Make funny faces about everyone in the training room. Espically try to imagine how everyone will react if the trainer caught him sleeping.

6. Send text message to some random numbers and check how many numbers really exist. (I am not responsible if that number happens to be some COP or top officel.. :))

7. Write a kavidhai.. That kavidhai can be as mokkai as below.

Marathula irukkudhu Kaai, Marathula irukkudhu Kaai
Thoonga theva Paai, thoonga theva paai
Nee mattum Oknnu sonna indha Karthi on kaaladi naai selvi, on kaaladi naai
or
LIC'nna Anna Salai
Rajini Morattu Kaalai
or
Vaanamo neelam
Neethan en Paalam
(Kavithai thoguppu Chennai 28)

Lovers pirincha dhukkam
Traingla varadhu thookkam...
Indha maadhiri than vaaliyum, Vairamuthuvum ezhudha start panninaangannu nenaichukka vendiyadhu than.

8. Trainingla next breakkku innum evvolavu second irukkunnu calculate panni cound down start pannidanum.

9. Dhideernnu endhirichu sambandhame illama oru kelvi appappo kettutta namma gavanikkaromnu iru impression vandudum. Adunaala vera endha kelviyum namakku varaadhu. So idhuvum rommba mukkiyam

10. Namma pursela enna enna ellam irukkunnu oru inventory pottu, adhu correctA irukkannu check pannanum.

11. Officela yaaru yaaru nalla guys / girls and yaaru yaaru ellam innum single appdinnu count edutha, training mudinchu seatla okkarappo yaarkitta namma doubt ellam (Work related) clear pannunumnu namakku theriyum.

Ippadi edhuvume othu varalenna, note padA eduthu enna maadhiri blog ezhudhalam. :P

Section 377

Though I ve planned to write about it last week, I had time only now.

Last week there was a historic judgment passed by Delhi court decriminalizing the section 377. The court said gays and lesbians are not criminals. There was a general excitement from many human right activists and so called intellectuals. The point every one put forth is that

1. These things are not western import and there within the society
I do agree that this is not a western export. It exists even in India before. But that alone doesn’t give right for abolishing the section. And I believe every adult will know that even prostitution is there even before that. Does anyone speak about legalizing that?

2. Being a gay or lesbian is a human right and no one has any authority to interfere
If they say it’s their right, then some people claims that it’s their right to use drugs, in which they will attain the satisfaction. Or I want to jump from the 10th floor just for excitement. Will the legal system allows that? The point is there are certain things that we should not do, whatever may be the individual right.

3. Its also a natural human tendency. Just like attracted towards opposite sex they are attracted towards same sex
If that was the case, there was also a word called incest, zoophile, pedophiles, and necrophilia’s and so on. I can be very sure that these are also natural desires. Why should we stop these people? Again I am sure people will argue that these are different. We should atleast allow zoophiles since we don’t mind killing an animal for our taste of food. But what if someone takes advantage for other purpose?

4. If two people attracted toward each other then thats nothing to do with the society.
Just because two people mutually agree, we cant encourage that. That the same case with the prostitutes. If legalizing prostitution will encourage prostitutes, then thats the same case with gays and lesbians as well.

5. And common things like freedom of blah blah..
The point is there are certain things that for the common good for society we should not allow. Thats the basic reason why there was something called LAW. If we bend that law and amend that for certain people now, there is every possibility that the other groups of incest, pedophiles, necrophilia will also stand up and ask for amendment.

No case has been booked under section 377 for the past 35 years in India. Hence its evident that they are not harassed by law even now. Atleast for books sake let’s keep that and please do not open the flood gates. By decriminalizing that we are giving greater publicity for that and that will surely attract / encourage the younger generation, just like drugs. So what are we are going to tell our next generation?.

Comparing them with transgenders is another mistake. But for these people I surely have an apathy. They are the one who needs care from the society. Our society surely needs to change their views towards them coz it’s not their fault.

So if you ask me, I will tell not to amend the existing law and invite the trouble to our next generation.

My Next Topic...

Tada.............

Here comes the next blog... and this one is nothing but a promotional blog for my next blog... after going through various titles like..

An eventful evening in City Centre
A Needle in a haystack
One way of getting a ticket etc etc

I finally came to a conculsion that "The Blue Strap Watch" will be more apt than any other topic :)

This one has drama, twists and turns, anti climax, climax and everything you expect. So watch out for the space. :D

Realisations

We have shifted our house to a spacious bigger house this saturday and sunday. When my brother was busy in shifting me as usual doing nothing and wondering what to do next and doing nothing as usual.

When sitting alone in our "mottai maadi" looking around the kovil gopurams of Kapali, Valleeswarar, Kesava Perumal & Ramakrishna Mission and enjying the gentle brezze thought about myself and realised many things.

1. I realised that I can still live without Internet, Computer and Orkut
2. I realised that a radio and a book can give you a peace of mind
3. I realised that breathing fresh air will energise your body and soul
4. I realised that I am not doing 10% of what my parents and my brother is doing daily
5. I realised that friends are forever
6. I realised that what ever may be the situation I will put some mokka jokes. :P
7. I realised that I am taking less time for having dinner when not online compared to being online (I took 1hour 48 mins for finishing my dinner, whereas I would take 2hours 04 mins when i am online)
8. I realised that what ever may be the situation, being lazy is a core function of me and that wont be changed by these things like shifting. :)
9. I realised that I can still think of some interesting topics for my blogs.

Just for the record

Things are not working as it should be now days. I am planning to update my blog for some days and unable to do so.

Not that I have work or too busy, it’s just my laziness. Hope I break my jinx and write a few more by this week.

Till then, Amigos adios. :)

The Way Forward

Another election, another 55% to 60% turnout, another Government, another bogus voting, another false promises, another withdrawal of cases, another fresh enquirers, etc etc etc...

But

the politicians seems to be the same.

How come this is possible for them to keep on to their positions in spite of not doing anything to the people. I do agree that every party has some percentage of support. But that always seems to be very even among all parties.

55% of people verdict has been imposed on 100% of population. I am on the firm opinion that its not always possible to attain 100% turnout. And adding to that there was a supreme court verdict that its not possible to make voting as compulsory. But how come we will make these 45% to vote?. Believe me in every street, every tea shop, every office these 45% people are the one who make so much noise about poor electricity, poor road and governance.

I think instead of making it compulsory, we can punish them in other ways, so that they will vote. Most of these are seems to be impossible. But when we started doing these, and if election commission and the government does impose these I am sure we ll see a more than 80% of voters turnaround in every elections.

My suggestions for those people who doesnt vote,

1. Make tax payment at 15% to 20% higher than the normal tax rate for those who voted. Or create an additional cess and spend it for development.

2. Anyone seeking admission for their children should be given least priority, even in private institutions. Free seats and scholarships should not be given to them.

3. People in business should pay more tax if more than 75% of their employees doesnt turn up for voting. (Yeah, agreed that this is very much unlikely, but you cant say its impossible)

4. They should be charged higher rates for any Government related service.

For achieving these, they need to mordanize the election process as well.

a) Instead of giving Voters ID should take finger prints of people. Voting should be done only based on that.

b) A portable scanning machine can be used while taking census. This will actually give an accurate picture of the population and where the government needs to focus etc.

c) Make a way for reversing their votes if some one is not doing a good job. That will keep the netas in check.

d) Finally the Election Commission and the other Government institution responsible for this should be independent of government and even president. Since we know who is our President is.

I am not sure how much these ideas can be implemented, but something needs to be done on these lines. :)

Reason behind these...

This is another example for my laziness. I ve written this last week and posting it now. :)

Today there was a news on naxls captured a train and hold some 700 to 800 people as hostages. Thank god that nothing had happened till now and all passengers are safe. But one need to ask a question why these things are happening only in eastern region. As far as i think the following are the reason.

People

You cannot say that education will completely eradicate the them. Since more and more educated joining them clearly indicates that thats not the only cause. The general mood of the people not only there, but for the entire nation should change.

A simple example is, there was such a hue and cry fir 26/11 attacks and for blasts in delhi. But no one seems to be bothered when the brothers from east lost their lives on the same issue. Their life is not that important to be in headlines. :( And we also tend to forgot those incidents in a day or two.

Government

One of the bajor reason for this. Simple reason being there were not too many MP seats from them. Period.

Development

This because of both local and the central government. I do agree that you cannot turn a gowhati into Mumbai or Bangalore. But atleast make sure these develop on par with Coiambatore or Pune.

Foreign Elements

Since these so called maoists exists near our long standing friend China, foreign hands in providing money and materials cannot be ruled out and India should definitely look into that as well. I am sure there were many people in our government working on this, but thats my thought, :)

Local Support

Any local organisation cannot prosper without local support. Whether that support is gained by force or by money, that needs to be stopped. Ours is the only country where we will make a criminal like Veerappan a hero and start a TV serial in his name. I seriously think they should be booked under NSA rather than others.

பல்பு!!!

Bulb

Invention :

In my chindhood I usually curse Mr Edison for inventing the bulb, coz its only because of him I ll endup studying in night. Then realized I would have anyway studied under candle light. So parava illa.

Mutta Bulb :

This is the first of its kind. Innum shape edhvum maarave illa. It give us a somber light. Comes under different KW like 100, 50, 75 etc.

Tube Light :

Mainly used in home. Will be white in color. Long and need a starter to make it work. In our part you can see this even in street.

Mercury bulb :

Usually very slow. But when in full flow it will be very bright.

Serial lights :

Another form of bulbs. Mainly used to decorate the trees and during any festival time.

Sneha :

Edison kandupudikkadha ore bulb. Given me this mokka dare to write about the bulbs.

Prank Calls / Message

Prank Calls / Message

Warning : Please do not try this on people with whom you are not familiar. You may end up behind bars. And if this is not interesting to you, then please stop watching documentary films.

Moral of the story is in the last para… :)

The below narrated incident just happened yesterday between Mr Smart and Ms Cute. Initially Ms Cute tried to play prank with Mr Smart. He knows its Ms Cute and yeah finally Ms Cute told who is she. But its Mr Smarts turn.

And he had this another number which he’s gonna surrender from tomorrow. He just realized that Ms Cute played a prank on him and its time for him. So he just sent a message to her. The following is the unedited conversation between them.

Smart : Hi.. Pls note my new number.. And stay in touch.. bye

Cute : Who is this? Sorry I lost my contacts

Smart : Lost your contacts??.. I don’t think you ve ever contacted me even when you have my number.. And this is the excuse everyone is giving now days…

Cute : Who do you think I am?.. may be you got me wrong.. I think I am in touch with all my friends..

Smart : Anyway keep in touch atleast from now on… good night…

Smart : Guess who.. least you can do is guess who I am… let me find out whether I am still in your mind or not

Cute : How long have I known you

Smart : Its good that you do keep in touch with your friends… May be I am not one of those important to you.. whom you know for last one year..

Cute : Seriously.. I did lose all my contacts.. can you please tell me who you are?

Cute : Hey do tell me who you are yaar.

Smart : Not a problem.. Let it be.. I will not disturb you anymore.. sorry..

By this time Ms Cute really got annoyed and called Mr Smart.

Smart : Hello…
Cute : Hello… whoz this
Smart : hey don’t you remember me… we ve met last year
Cute : who are you.. whats your name
Smart : You don’t even remember my voice… I am not sure whether you ll remember me or not
Cute : tell me where and when did I meet you
Smart : We met in your college somewhere in April or May…
Cute : hmmmm… hey I don’t remember… is it inside or outside college
Smart : (He got little bit confused. So he wanna play safe) I met you just outside the college
Cute : what date exactly… tell me… and whats your name yaar
Smart : (He quickly searches a name in her friend list. Yeah that name is not there in her friends list) I am ******… yeah we ve met last year April… I am not sure on the exact date… its somewhere around March or April
Cute : I normally don’t speak to strangers… how did you get my number.. and enakku ******nnu yaarayum theriyadhu
Smart : Hey… nee than number kudutha… when we met last year… And don’t think its just a prank call… I am changing my number from today… just thought of reviving our friendship..
Cute : (By this time she really got confused) I normally don’t give number to strangers.
Smart : (He now want to act smart) Ok then.. I am sure you are not going to believe me… bye good night… (Disconnects the call)

And again starts his SMS…

Smart : I am really sorry.. just thought of reviving the friendship.. And don’t think its just a prank..

Cute : yea no offence

Smart : we have even spoken for 30 mins once over phone.. And I don’t wanna tell the whole story.. Seems that you ll not believe me whatever I tell you..

Cute : Cause I trust memory.. And I know I don’t talk to strangers

Smart : ohh.. pls trust that.. but it dosent mean that you should not trust the people.. And we ve spoken for atleast 30 mins on your friends birthday..

Smart : Hey why cant we be friends from atleast now on.. You know my number now na..

Cute : Sorry, I don’t remember you.. So as fa as it concerns me it’s a prank


By this time.. Ms Cute really got annoyed with the calls and messages… Came online and where Mr Smart waiting for her… So after some initial mokkais he started the topic…

Smart : so u dont want my friendship huh :(
bye
Cute : ??... enna sollara
Smart : oops
wrong window
Cute : hahaha
who does not want ur friendship?
Smart : adu oru friendu...
Cute : if u want i will talk to him/her
Smart : she just messaged me
;(
Cute : ohh
Awww
Smart : wait.. I ll give her number
Cute : Peru enna
Smart : avalukku en peru ________ nna theryadhu
Cute : oh.. hey loosu!... u ARE tht nperson!... idiot!
Smart : she knows me only as *******… :P
Cute : poda!

Atlast she realizes that its Mr Smart whoz playing prank…

Smart : Ok then.. good night.. wont be disturbing you henceforth.. I ll leave u as a stranger only..

Cute : Please don’t.. I realize who you are.. I am sorry I forgot you..

Now I leave it to your imagination as who is that Mr Smart and who is that Ms Cute.

And yeah the morale of the story is “Murpagal seyyin Pirpagal Vilayum” and “A man reaps what he sows.”

Why "WE" dont have a Girl Friend

Why "WE" dont have a Girl Friend

This is my personal favorite. Its always a mystery surrounding me why some people do have girl friends and why some people (like me [:)]) don't have any girl friend. Many of us just keep on complaining that they don’t have a girlfriend without analyzing the facts behind that. Then I came across this topic from one of my friends. I am sure many ppl who are sailing in the same boat will agree with me.

The Top Resons

• You always end up sitting on the last bench of the school and college. And most importantly many of us end up studying in boys school and boys College. And when you join co-ed you are one of the kind that thinks u can get marks even sitting in the last bench.

• In the work place your invariably end up working in a team which doesn’t have any girls and the most attractive girl in the office will always be working in the team which you dislike the most. Even if you have a girl in your team, you will be very reluctant to speak to her and you will always join with like minded people in the team (Like minded = People don’t have a girl friend) and spend most of your day with them.

•You obviously cant dance and you are a pathetic dancer. The only dance which you know is dappankuthu. You tend to kalaai the guy who is shaking his belly and head and say it’s a dance and kalaai more when he dances with some girl.

• You perceive discotheques to be a places where u will have a chance to unleash your dancing potential(“dappankuthu”) and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow rogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This automatically repels the women from you (they consider u as out of civilization, unfortunately we are the only people who can really dance...)

• You will end up going to pub with your best pal and do nothing apart from having a breezer and Vodka for 500 bucks at tasmac.

• When ever the girl says she is watching friends you ask them about Vijay and Suryas acting, and they will be watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. You don’t even have a slightest of ideas what the fu** that soap is all about. For you serials mean Chittiiii and Vidadhu Karuppu.

• Your intelligence level can take only flicks like Jackie chan and other action films. U tend to watch only good films like Schindelers List etc which cannot go well for flirting purposes. You hardly watch hindi movies and you really don’t like Sharukhkhan movies like Om Shanthi Om and Rab ne Banade Jodi and kill your friends if he asks you to go to that film. For you the best director in Tamil as well as in India is Bala and Cheran.

• The sole purpose of Yahoo Messenger and Gtalk is to scold your online friends and spread rumors about the other guys, ask your friend to book the movie tickets, cricket match tickets, discuss about Yusuf Pathans blistering knock in the latest 20/20.

• You can chat with your friend for hours with out any subject and you obviously cant start a topic with a girl. For you the stupid question you ever came across is “Whats up??... and What else??...”.

• You cant eat Spanish, chinease, Italian food as your favorite. For you eating out is having a Masal dosai and Idiyappam in a hotel. Your favorite restaurant invariably happens to be Saravana Bhavan or Sangeetha restaurant. You can add Karpagam mess, Nei podi Kaiyendhi bhavan, maami kadai to that list. We guys are clueless about bella ciao, Wangs kitchen, Italica, casa picola, etc etc unless we happen to go on a treat given by some other guy…

• You dont see a reason why u have to go coffee day or qwickys when the local
corner "nair kada chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a cappuchino. Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by a human and you are thankful to Nair for providing it to you.

• Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with your other fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which the girls can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutely "mokka" (terrible bores) to make them laugh which though you try hard u will never be able to. Most of the jokes u crack among ur friends are used by your so called friends to impress girls. “They will use ur jokes to flirt”.

• Whenever a girl or guy ask you for a best hang out place the most you can think of is either city centre or Spencers. You will be blank if they ask you for an Ice cream shop. The only ice cream you know is vennila from Arun ice cream o Kwality.

• You seriously cant start a topic with the opposite sex. I have seen guys chatting wih girls purely with all emoticons. You cant and will not do that. You have to crack a real dumb joke to start any conversation. The most important thing is you cant talk about what she had for break fast. I am referring to stuff like the following….
Boy: Hey enna inikku break fast
Girl: i had idli....
Boy: Is it??? Same pinch no back pinch.. Naanum idly than saapten..(he slightly pinches her)and laughs..
Girl: Ouchhh (artificially)...it hurts. Yen ippadi killara….
Boy: ohh.. rommba sorry (tries to apologise..)..Then say "; i had sambhar for
idli.."
Girl: sambharrrrrrrr............naanum adhe than saapten… same pinch (now she pinches him back slightly)
Boy : Ouch…. Parava illa… naan sambhar and chutney…
Girl : Chutneyyy… I love chutney… esp that thengai chutney
Boy : I had vengaya chutney today… too spicy….
Girl : yuck… I don’t like onion chutney at all…. Then after some time so whats up… what else
Boy : hmmmm… edhuvum illa… aana enna pannaradhunnu yosikkaren
Girl : You don’t have anything to speak to me??.. (She is artificially angry with the boy)
and the Kadalai continues for another hour and again the girl again asks what else at the end of that conversation and it continues. I swear we can’t tolerate any more of this. I will scream like “dei podhumda, konjam gap kudunga”. This is not my imagination. I have seen this...though I agree there may be many exceptions...

• You can’t sing bryan adams and you know only paul adams. If some one is referring to back street boys you ll think its “Adutha theru pasanga”. When they say about linking park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can associate with them is Panagal Park. You are clueless as to what rock music is. The music which you like most is Illayaraja's songs of 80's and 90's.

• You cant walk past a girl without passing a comment. Atleast to yourself or to your friends. All thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.

• Last but not least you cant even act like a cool dude. The words like hey man, hey dude, wassup, wanna, gonna. Gotcha, fu** you, gotcha are alien to you.


With all these above attributes it is very difficult for guys like us to fall in love or find a girl. Even if you happen to fall in love you ll spend most of your time with your friends and not with her. And whenever you speak to her it will be very short and sweet. You normally hate missed calls and it is most likely that the girl calls you most of the time. Its not a sin btw. I guess we are not made for it. Lets accept that and be proud of that. We are one among the few in the vanishing tribe.


We have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having that
trait is really a virtue and who knows; we might be the elite clique in the future. So all those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill!!! We are not made for it and I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value addition and we are better off staying single till 28 or 30.


DISCLAIMER – This is purely my own opinion………….

There is no denying the fact that this is absolutely me (and even my friends for that sake)

If some girls think that this is ridiculous and not true, Pls rethink the best jokes u have heard from ur flirting friends.

And people who think you also belong to this category…pls leave a comment…
I would be very happy to see one more person like me…


This is a blatant copy paste from one of my friends (Hareesh Kumar’s) blog. I have tried to add my own version of not having a girl friend, but the concept and the idea surely belongs to Hareesh…… and finally accepting even this is one of the reasons for not having a girl friend.

Padikkadhavan - Movie Review

I am very much against these movie reviews. And I feel its bit too much writing it for your blog at 3.00AM. Cant help it though. I don’t know whether I will remember everything in the morning.

Well, the one good thing watching a movie at Satyam is that you don’t need to go there to book tickets. You can always book your tickets online. Select your seats and even select your snacks. That ll be delivered to your seat. Well I think that’s too much to ask. Parking will be a bit of problem but that too has been sorted out. Most importantly the whole theater is smoke free and they are strictly maintaining it.

And the second and important aspect of watching movie at Satyam is its good for your eyes. For both boys as well as girls [:P]. Naanga than usuallA 10’o clock moviekku 10.15kku povom. You tend to dress up good even for watching a mokka movie like Villu and ATM.

My friend asked me today morning about going for a night show. Think we were on time for this movie. It initially started with the regular Satyam dolby digital advertisement. Followed up with the safety precautions and explaining the fire exit system. I have not seen this even in some of the multiplex theaters in Mumbai.

Then comes the advertisement part. GRT thangamaaligai where Shreya wearing more ornaments than her dress and ask every one to buy gold from GRT [:P] followed by Visa Card add. The lucky guy with blue t-shirt running at the same place all over the world. Hehe.

Price for popcorn and coke is unimaginable at Satyam. 2 medium coke and a popcorn costs us 130 bucks. I don’t know how it is possible for them to sell coke above the MRP price. The ambiance inside the theatre is very good and sound system is the best in Chennai. You ll surely feel the worth for paying 120 bucks.

Ohh, I completely forgot that I am supposed to write a review.

Well if you call a collection of some telugu scenes, some third rated comedy esp when Vivek dressed up like a girl (I donno how these directing brats will watch movie with their family [:o]), some kevalammana graphics, 4 kuthu songs where they have done the cost cutting for Thamanas dress. (Guys, If you ve watched Kalloori before, pls do not watch this movie as your heart will be broken. Just like mine) and lyrics like Appa amma veliyattu velaiyadi paappoma (thu) and out of reality scenes as a MOVIE, then I am sorry I feel pity for you. Call me as man from stone age. I don’t care. For me

Padikkadhavan = Crap. Period.

Certainly not music to ears!!!

I drew inspiration to write this blog from a blog which I ve browsed through on a vettiest day, which coincided with calling one of my colleague with a weird ring tone…. Hence this has been dedicated to both of them [:D]

This evolution of technology has changed almost everything in our world. It changed the way we travel, speak, communicate and know things in a different way. In addition to it is the way we hear the phone / mobile ringing while calling our friends [:P]. Ring tones and caller tunes. Though this facility was started way back I think it’s high time ppl start realizing how annoying their so called favorite ring tones are.

Ring Tones

To start with there are many of them who just wanna show others that they do have a high end mobile or it’s their very particular nature that they want to annoy the others. What they ll probably do is, set a wacky ring tone. Some times they use it very well that you want to grab it and throw it from top of LIC.

“Twingggg”

if you hear this noise when u work seriously in office, it does not make u laugh but will highly irritate you.

Some more examples are

“Mama Message vandhurukkudhu eduthu padi” that too not in a male of female voice. (Hope you understand [:P]). We were in Satyam theatre watching some movie seriously and suddenly some mobile shouted like this and spoiled the entire mood of the audience.

There were baby’s cry, Vadivelu shouts, Cats meow, etc etc etc… But what do they want. just be luking at them, we can judge that they are ppl who demands some kinda attention from others. People don’t have an aura to attract needs these stupid things. At least that’s what I think.

while ring tones helps u to distinguish yourself, these take things too far. Especially if you bring them to the conference table !! And especially so if you set them to go off at the highest volume!!. hehe

Last year one of my colleague played a prank on my friend when he left his mobile unattended. He just took that phone screamed like.

'" ******, PhoneA eduda"
'" ******, PhoneA eduda"

Then set that as a caller tune. The worst case is the other guy wants to take everyone to cafeteria. As planned he guy called him and suddenly it went up like crazy.

'" ******, PhoneA eduda"
'" ******, PhoneA eduda"

Momentarily he got confused a bit and then realized that it was indeed his mobile which was ringing. Then took some more mins to realize what hit him afterall. The first thing what he did was locked his mobile with security code [:D].

Caller Tunes

Caller tunes. Well I know ppl want the person to hear the good music while calling others, I wonder whether some of them might just wanna irritate the others!!!.

“The person you are trying to reach, Is having a tender coconut at beach”

Suddenly Rajinikanth started speaking the above sentences while trying to reach for a friend of mine. And it goes on like breaking my mobile. I was like breaking his head instead [:D]

And other caller tune in which there was a cricket commentary [:P]. these were funny while calling for the first time, but certainly

“Not a Music or atleast not a music to Ears”