Why "WE" dont have a Girl Friend

Why "WE" dont have a Girl Friend

This is my personal favorite. Its always a mystery surrounding me why some people do have girl friends and why some people (like me [:)]) don't have any girl friend. Many of us just keep on complaining that they don’t have a girlfriend without analyzing the facts behind that. Then I came across this topic from one of my friends. I am sure many ppl who are sailing in the same boat will agree with me.

The Top Resons

• You always end up sitting on the last bench of the school and college. And most importantly many of us end up studying in boys school and boys College. And when you join co-ed you are one of the kind that thinks u can get marks even sitting in the last bench.

• In the work place your invariably end up working in a team which doesn’t have any girls and the most attractive girl in the office will always be working in the team which you dislike the most. Even if you have a girl in your team, you will be very reluctant to speak to her and you will always join with like minded people in the team (Like minded = People don’t have a girl friend) and spend most of your day with them.

•You obviously cant dance and you are a pathetic dancer. The only dance which you know is dappankuthu. You tend to kalaai the guy who is shaking his belly and head and say it’s a dance and kalaai more when he dances with some girl.

• You perceive discotheques to be a places where u will have a chance to unleash your dancing potential(“dappankuthu”) and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow rogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This automatically repels the women from you (they consider u as out of civilization, unfortunately we are the only people who can really dance...)

• You will end up going to pub with your best pal and do nothing apart from having a breezer and Vodka for 500 bucks at tasmac.

• When ever the girl says she is watching friends you ask them about Vijay and Suryas acting, and they will be watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. You don’t even have a slightest of ideas what the fu** that soap is all about. For you serials mean Chittiiii and Vidadhu Karuppu.

• Your intelligence level can take only flicks like Jackie chan and other action films. U tend to watch only good films like Schindelers List etc which cannot go well for flirting purposes. You hardly watch hindi movies and you really don’t like Sharukhkhan movies like Om Shanthi Om and Rab ne Banade Jodi and kill your friends if he asks you to go to that film. For you the best director in Tamil as well as in India is Bala and Cheran.

• The sole purpose of Yahoo Messenger and Gtalk is to scold your online friends and spread rumors about the other guys, ask your friend to book the movie tickets, cricket match tickets, discuss about Yusuf Pathans blistering knock in the latest 20/20.

• You can chat with your friend for hours with out any subject and you obviously cant start a topic with a girl. For you the stupid question you ever came across is “Whats up??... and What else??...”.

• You cant eat Spanish, chinease, Italian food as your favorite. For you eating out is having a Masal dosai and Idiyappam in a hotel. Your favorite restaurant invariably happens to be Saravana Bhavan or Sangeetha restaurant. You can add Karpagam mess, Nei podi Kaiyendhi bhavan, maami kadai to that list. We guys are clueless about bella ciao, Wangs kitchen, Italica, casa picola, etc etc unless we happen to go on a treat given by some other guy…

• You dont see a reason why u have to go coffee day or qwickys when the local
corner "nair kada chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a cappuchino. Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by a human and you are thankful to Nair for providing it to you.

• Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with your other fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which the girls can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutely "mokka" (terrible bores) to make them laugh which though you try hard u will never be able to. Most of the jokes u crack among ur friends are used by your so called friends to impress girls. “They will use ur jokes to flirt”.

• Whenever a girl or guy ask you for a best hang out place the most you can think of is either city centre or Spencers. You will be blank if they ask you for an Ice cream shop. The only ice cream you know is vennila from Arun ice cream o Kwality.

• You seriously cant start a topic with the opposite sex. I have seen guys chatting wih girls purely with all emoticons. You cant and will not do that. You have to crack a real dumb joke to start any conversation. The most important thing is you cant talk about what she had for break fast. I am referring to stuff like the following….
Boy: Hey enna inikku break fast
Girl: i had idli....
Boy: Is it??? Same pinch no back pinch.. Naanum idly than saapten..(he slightly pinches her)and laughs..
Girl: Ouchhh (artificially)...it hurts. Yen ippadi killara….
Boy: ohh.. rommba sorry (tries to apologise..)..Then say "; i had sambhar for
idli.."
Girl: sambharrrrrrrr............naanum adhe than saapten… same pinch (now she pinches him back slightly)
Boy : Ouch…. Parava illa… naan sambhar and chutney…
Girl : Chutneyyy… I love chutney… esp that thengai chutney
Boy : I had vengaya chutney today… too spicy….
Girl : yuck… I don’t like onion chutney at all…. Then after some time so whats up… what else
Boy : hmmmm… edhuvum illa… aana enna pannaradhunnu yosikkaren
Girl : You don’t have anything to speak to me??.. (She is artificially angry with the boy)
and the Kadalai continues for another hour and again the girl again asks what else at the end of that conversation and it continues. I swear we can’t tolerate any more of this. I will scream like “dei podhumda, konjam gap kudunga”. This is not my imagination. I have seen this...though I agree there may be many exceptions...

• You can’t sing bryan adams and you know only paul adams. If some one is referring to back street boys you ll think its “Adutha theru pasanga”. When they say about linking park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can associate with them is Panagal Park. You are clueless as to what rock music is. The music which you like most is Illayaraja's songs of 80's and 90's.

• You cant walk past a girl without passing a comment. Atleast to yourself or to your friends. All thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.

• Last but not least you cant even act like a cool dude. The words like hey man, hey dude, wassup, wanna, gonna. Gotcha, fu** you, gotcha are alien to you.


With all these above attributes it is very difficult for guys like us to fall in love or find a girl. Even if you happen to fall in love you ll spend most of your time with your friends and not with her. And whenever you speak to her it will be very short and sweet. You normally hate missed calls and it is most likely that the girl calls you most of the time. Its not a sin btw. I guess we are not made for it. Lets accept that and be proud of that. We are one among the few in the vanishing tribe.


We have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having that
trait is really a virtue and who knows; we might be the elite clique in the future. So all those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill!!! We are not made for it and I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value addition and we are better off staying single till 28 or 30.


DISCLAIMER – This is purely my own opinion………….

There is no denying the fact that this is absolutely me (and even my friends for that sake)

If some girls think that this is ridiculous and not true, Pls rethink the best jokes u have heard from ur flirting friends.

And people who think you also belong to this category…pls leave a comment…
I would be very happy to see one more person like me…


This is a blatant copy paste from one of my friends (Hareesh Kumar’s) blog. I have tried to add my own version of not having a girl friend, but the concept and the idea surely belongs to Hareesh…… and finally accepting even this is one of the reasons for not having a girl friend.